Do You Believe?
I have always believed what I could prove. |
Me and Trent
I shall not seek and I will not accept. |
Choosing For Free
God bless Milton Friedman and the valiant men and women of the United States Armed Forces past, present, and future. |
We've Almost Made It
Some political strategies are good and some are evil and Obama's are no exception. |
Two Heroes
Jimmie Travis stood up for black people when it was unpopular and dangerous. David Campbell stood up for white people when it was unpopular and dangerous. |
A New Perspective
Available November 2, 2010. |
It's The
Stupid Economy
If you cut up a pie and rearrange
the pieces you don’t have more pie. |
President Barack H. Obama |
The WOOF
Army
It is easy to see the many
advantages of the WOOF army plan. |
The
Better Half
I know that I am more now than
when I was single. |
The Choice
Injustice breeds injustice. |
President George W. Bush |
Public Grocery Stores
I pledge allegiance to the Federal
Department of Education... |
I
Declare (and you should too)
The government gets its rights from the people,
not the other way around. |
A Man
Named Jedediah
Well the first thing you know old Jed’s a
millionaire. And the first thing you know,
he’s also a dangerous, radical, right-wing
extremist, tax-evading, homophobic, angry white
male, cult leader. |
Have
You Ever Needed A Cop?
I don’t expect us to lock up all the bad
guys. But, I would like to see us to lock up the
ones that the cops catch. |
Here
On The Island
Gilligan, the Skipper's “little buddy,”
embodies every extraneous governmental agency,
policy and program ever foisted on innocent
people anywhere. |
Media
Giants Fail To Deny Diversity Programs
One media observer noted that in fact,
“there was a time in this country when
psychopaths, simpletons and political hacks were
not allowed to report the news.” |
Safer
Liquor Stores
Retail clerks and women can expect this kind of
treatment to continue until buying a Snickers bar
or attempting a rape is as dangerous as being
pulled over by the Los Angeles police. |
A
Declaration of War
If you spend 12 hours a day looking at
pornography and then commit a rape; the rape is
what is offensive, not the pornography. |
What's An Excise?
I've probably unwittingly paid for the overthrow
of some poor third-world country. |
Ding-A-Ling
Trust me, no one says what not to say better than
James Exon. |
Contract
With South America
The penalty for taking dope should simply be the
effects of taking dope. Nothing more. |
Let's
Have A Party
To be a Republican, you have to be wrong about
civil liberties, big business, and the
environment. To be a Democrat, you have to be
wrong about virtually everything. To be a
Libertarian, you have to be wrong about
“nothing” -- which shouldn't be
confused with being right. |
The
Bill Of No Rights
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a
whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of
Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of
No Rights. |
So,
Your Analyst Doesn't Think You're Happy
When was the last time your entire town was raped
and or pillaged by Vikings? |
Dynamic
Ostentatious Phraseological Euphemisms
Let me lend credence to the supposition that when
verbalizing ones cogitations, a positive
disclosure yield might best be realized by
avoiding a linguistic precept which utilizes
thrasonical bombast or diffuse verbiage. |
Yes, I
Want Fries With That
It's tough being poor with rich kids. |
The
Other Species
He subscribes to Soldier Of Fortune magazine,
John Hinckley Jr. is his hero, he's seen Silence
Of The Lambs 147 times, and someday soon we'll
see him on the news. |
President William J. Clinton |